BOFH World Trade Organization Gift Set
So, you've been seeing it on the news, and reading it in the papers,
the World Trade Organization is having a meeting. Now, if you live
in someplace gloomy, damp, and otherwise depressing, you have a few
options of things to do:
- Wait out the 5 day waiting period for your gun, to add to the
'Suicide Grey' toll.
- Clean the mildew out of the grout in your bathroom.
- Protest, something.....how about Human rights? Or Labour Laws?
Now, if you decide to protest, how can you be sure to have everything
you need to for a well orchestrated protest? Or maybe even a protest
protest?
That's where we come in, with the WTO Protest Gift Set.
This gift set has you covered for all eventualities. It contains:
- 1 can of beenie-weenies for throwing at the pigs. 'Down with the
man!'
- 1 job application to McDonald's. 'Get a job you worthless
protestors!'
- A dozen daisies for the National Guard rifles. 'Remember Kent
State!'
These are all thoughfully combined in a large insulated Starbucks cup so
that you can hustle over between protests for a steaming cup of cafe mocha.
And naturally, the gift bow is a lovely bandana for covering your face.
Order now and recieve detailed instruction on which item is applied to
which group.
Quantities are limited.
This is a $99.95 value! But, if you are one of the first
47,000 to order, you'll get it for only $98.95!