BOFH Clue-by-Four™
Step 1: The wind-up
After years of painstaking research and development, we are now
happy to offer the BOFH Exclusive:
Clue-by-Four™
Crafted lovingly from maple, this Clue-by-Four™ is kiln dried
and embossed to provide years of durability and usefulness.
Here you can see other vendors imitiation Clue-by-Fours™ next
to the real thing.
Note how they curve, requiring you to make unnecessary adjustments
in your Clue delivery. Here are some of the BOFH Clue-by-Four™
Exclusive features:
- Tight grain structure yields a denser plank, for use on denser skulls
- Fewer knots to reduce the chance of unanticipated delivery failure
- Each piece lovingly sanded smooth on the wielding end to prevent splinters
- ...and each piece lovingly roughed on the delivery end to encourage splinters
- A variety of clue's embossed in to provide long term memory to the Lusers.
So, don't delay, order now, we have pallets of these to deliver sooner than
is humanly possible!
Order now and save! Only $9.95/board foot! Orders to
LART