BOFH Spam & Junk Fax Page

BOFH Spam & Junk Fax Page

...only the finest porcine products allowed

Congratulations, you've managed to get redirected to this page because something that you have sent appears to be spam or because a search engine had directed you here. You can jump to the fax section if you would like.

"Oh, the injustice! It's a travesty! I never spam!"

Well, all I can say is shut your pie-hole.

I define spam as any of the following:

Email that is NOT double opt-in.
Anyone can fill out a form and give my email address. You must double opt-in.
Email that goes to any of my trapping addresses.
Email from the entire country of:
1. Korea (.kr)
2. China (.cn)
3. Taiwan (.tw)
4. Hong-Kong (.hk)
5. Argentina (.ar)
6. Brazil (.br)
Sorry, but until you people clean up your mess, I don't want to talk to you. If you must send me email, emigrate.
Email to addresses where I specifically told you I didn't want your product updates/advertising crap.

Now, if you really must send me an email message complaining how wrong I am, you may send it to:

Of course, right now you would still get rejected, but I'll work on fixing that, soon. No, really, I mean it. Right after I refinance my mortgage with my 110% larger penis and HOT BABZ.

I also heartily recommend Spamassassin, especially with Vipul's Razor.