BOFH Spam Page

BOFH Spam Page

...only the finest porcine products allowed

Congratulations, you've managed to get redirected to this page because something that you have sent appears to be spam.

"Oh, the injustice! It's a travesty! I never spam!"

Well, all I can say is shut your pie-hole.

I define spam as any of the following:

Email that is NOT double opt-in.
Anyone can fill out a form and give my email address. You must double opt-in.
Email that goes to any of my trapping addresses.
Email from the entire country of:
1. Korea (.kr)
2. China (.cn)
3. Taiwan (.tw)
4. Hong-Kong (.hk)
5. Argentina (.ar)
6. Brazil (.br)
Sorry, but until you people clean up your mess, I don't want to talk to you. If you must send me email, emigrate.
Email to addresses where I specifically told you I didn't want your product updates/advertising crap.

Now, if you really must send me an email message complaining how wrong I am, you may send it to:

Of course, right now you would still get rejected, but I'll work on fixing that, soon. No, really, I mean it. Right after I refinance my mortgage with my 110% larger penis and HOT BABZ.